Saturday, May 5, 2007

Things I Learned at a Xbox Party

Okay, so I know nothing about gaming. Promise! I'm only adept at playing Pacman, Space Invaders and, uh, up to level 3 of Super Mario Brothers. Geeez. I knew I was going to end up doing nothing during Abe's Xbox party. I did the dishes though since I like doing that. Tsk tsk tsk.

Here are things I learned at the Xbox party:

1. If you want a guy to bug off or you need to keep him pre-occupied, plant him in front of a 32" Samsung TV with an Xbox. Get his buddies to come around, believe me, you'll go unnoticed.

2. Don't play the FIFA game when you're drunk. You'll end up stealing the ball from your teammate and scoring at the wrong goal. (Now, guess who did that...).

3. Don't bother talking to the boys while they're playing. I tried standing in front of the TV (just to annoy them) and all I got was "uy! uy! uy!". Some things never change. LOL.

4. Drinks do get unnoticed during playtime. That goes for girls as well.

5. Guys will always be exasperated over how girls play. Maybe the BOB girls should practice and beat `em guys. Harumph.



They will always be boys. Oh well!

In attendance were Sasha, Rico, Markku, Joey, The Macalua, The Sharmskee, Noemi, Lauren and Chris. Thanks to Abe for the fabulous yummy spicy Ilonggo dishes cooked by his brother Ryan and for the Abe's Hunky Wengweng. Oooops!

Good night world!